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[cjelli]

Geoff Cashman <theobviousgcashman@theobviousindiana.edu> wrote:
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>
> Hey everyone...
>
> If you were to make a Top Ten list of reasons to play Empire,
> what would you put on it?
>
> -Geoff
> aka Mithrilien

Five serious:

1. To beat others in a mind game.
2. To build a country as I would like it to be.
3. To improve tactical and strategical thinking.
4. To enjoy immensely from the announcements.
5. To meet people around the world with same interest and devotion.
(and to get a beer buddy in many destinations)

Five even more serious:

1. To give myself one more reason for chest waving and dick beating
(wait, should it be the other way around?)
2. To promote CCCP[1] way of life through our brilliant announcements.
3. To learn about zoophily[2] up to an unprecedent depth.
4. To prove myself I can bring myself to utter exhaustion by
doing something of no real benefit to anybody up to 24 hours a day.
5. To impress girls sitting at the next table in the pub when discussing
latest Empire news with A.I.Ulianov[3] with as much jargon as possible.

Roman aka V.I.Ulianov(Lenin) of CCCP

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[1] В большинстве игр моя страна называлась СССР.
[2] "Овечьи шутки" - популярнейшая тема в Empire.
[3] Мой давний напарник по игре, в миру Саша Михеев.